Too Many Questions

These jeans are hanging on the front door of a big red barn. Why? I have several thoughts.

Is this just a new slant...
to display his favorite pants?

Does this just remind Farmer Ben...
to not keep his barn door o-pen?

Were these the jeans...
of his ex-girlfriend Charlene?

Did someone do a striptease...
and lose their dungarees?

Were these the pants of a globetrotter...
who tried to woo the farmer's daughter?

OR...Did I get to use them for a blip...
because the zipper no longer zips?

With these rhymes I must say WHOA!
So I guess we'll never know.