Demon bike from hell

Have decided my electric bike is possessed.... Today when parking the throttle leapt as I was getting off throwing me and the 45 kg bike head first - my knees hit concrete but luckily the top half planted face down in a garden ( my face narrowly missing a rusted old metal wheelbarrow). I now have two skinned knees, scratches on my legs and a nasty cut and bruise on my arm.....am thinking of calling it (the bike) Linda (the exorcist) or Carrie - any suggestions? ( also does anyone have a spare padded suit?)