Linton Ladies

My title is a bit misleading as the topics of conversation were far from ladylike. We blame Beth and Janine as they're not regulars for Friday Coffee and whereas the rest of us tend to chat about children, school, tame village gossip etc, today the conversation took a whole new direction down what can only be described as a dirt track.
Anyhow, much fun and hilarity ensued for the 2 hours we were there, managing to drag out 2 coffees and 2 pots of tea between us.

There's talk of prosecco and Chinese tonight.
The diet starts again tomorrow.