Through a glass

Most of the lovely team I worked with in my last job got together for a farewell meal (our second - the first was the night I got myself locked in a park!). Five of us have already been made redundant; three have longer periods of notice so continue to do everyone else's work.

If anyone needs a consultant, I am an expert in the analysis and critique of crap management, and can quickly put together a skilled and experienced team of eight.