Kaput!

Everything seems kaput at the moment; bathroom plumbing (again), broken furniture, front door, keyboard, emails on the work mobile, fridge thermostat so my food has gone off (very hungry) and to top it all my car failed its MOT!!

So I've seriously had enough today. I need a maid / butler / personal assistant. Oh and strong coffee, a holiday and about three million dollars. Not much to ask is it?