Catlympics

Sometimes it's so nice to get out into the garden, after a hard week of guarding the fire and warming up my people's laps. I get to chase lizards and stalk birdies. I'm a lion in my own private savanna, and it's wonderful.

I've been watching the Olympics this week, and noticed that these people just don't understand anything about balancing. They think you need to jump all over the place just to stay on the beam. That's not true. If they had a tail they'd understand it's all about the swoosh and flick. See!