We are so, like, totally doomed, like

We have a teenager in the house... 

Thirteen, Luca.
Jayzus... Where has all the time gone? 
I'm glad that you still lift your head from your iPad from time to time, and sometimes remove the headphones, and we have a chat and share a joke. 

Thirteen. In secondary school. Big school. With long hours. 
It's not going to be easy. You will get there. Eventually. 

I know that you wanted me to upload the photo of you next to the balloon arrangements made by Mum. The one that brought you a lot of amusement. She didn't see what you see in it. There will be more of that in the coming years. 

You are a teenager.

But you still eat your pizza like a baby...