Stories from the Sofa # 1

I like leather.  It's lovely and cool against my skin.

One of my favorite things in all the world is getting on the sofa with my biscuit, and sometimes it goes down the back of the cushions.  Then I growl and carry on like a pork chop until SHE comes and gets it out for me.

Other times I growl for the fun of it, and SHE comes and we sit together, and I jump on her lap, and she gives me the bestest back massage in all the world. 

You should try it at home sometime.