DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Woken up at 3:15 by a phonecall from my brother having a complete breakdown. Phone ringing and me crying woke up my five year old. Got off phone at 3:45. Look up. Saw this mofo above my bed.
Panic.
It's a quick mover.
No time to find bug spray.
Darling son comes in when I make panic-y sounds. Brings me something to squish the mofo with.
Mofo got squished.
Mofo left innards all over my wall.
Darling son told me I was brave, and went back to bed.

Is now 4:20am. I can't sleep, wondering if there's any more of these mofos in my bedroom.

I don't deal well with spiders.