Agile

The 8am daily 'stand-up' meeting of the Cone Squad as they report their achievements of the previous day, and what blockages they aspire to achieve today.

Scrum Master T'Pol (Giver-of-Light-From-Above) is not happy with the team's performance and the under-achievers are required to wear the Blue Net Of Shame for the rest of the week.

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A couple of passing birch trees are listening in and thinking 'What a load of twaddle'.

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Odd sort of a day today - perhaps you can tell.