It's just the moon

I don't really understand all this 'Supermoon' nonsense. Is this not the same moon we had last week and last year? The one that was there when Dinosaurs roamed the Earth? The one that the Clangers live in?

Of course, so it's not a super moon, it is our normal moon that's a tiny bit closer. Get over yourself moon.

Bah Humbug.