Nail polish

To my dismay, I've discovered that the lack of practice does not improve one's skills in, oh, say, applying nail polish. I've never been into spending all that much time, effort or especially money in my looks and I think the last time I did anything even remotely fancy with my nails was when I graduated from high school five years ago. I gave it a shot again yesterday and the end result was so messy I had to leave it on, just for laughs.