A little birdie told me....

(Continued fron yesterday.....)

SAGITTARIUS:  A chance meeting with Donald Trump in the  '10 items or less'  aisle at Morrisons,  leads to you being offered the post of Vice Vice President of the US.   Unfortunately, you'll have to turn the job down.  It clashes with your Tuesday macramé classes.

GEMINI:  A slight altercation with the butcher arises when you misinterpret his perfectly innocent question, 'Do you want stuffing?'  Don't worry, it's not the first time he's been told where to stick his chipolatas.


To be continued......