I have a brilliant idea!

- Guys! Guys! I have a brilliant plan! Let's spread the rumour that it wasn't just a donkey, and a sheep, and a cow that kept baby Jesus warm in his manger. Let's write a blog explaining that there was a loft of pigeons there too, in the crib, hovering above baby J, breathing out nice warm air on the delicate little deity. 
- F*** off Cooey. 
- All right then... Poxy weather, isn't it? 
- Shut the f*** up Cooey, will ya? We're trying to sleep
- Pity, it looks nice and dry in there... 
- Cooey, I mean it, one more sound coming out of your beak and you're f**** dead!
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