What?

I had to look up the baobab. It seems it's a mythical plant which only grows in Narnia and flowers once a year for 30 minutes; that's when the fruit must be harvested. It is tended by flaxen-haired fairies who water it with unicorn tears and they use the droppings of rocking horses as nutrient-rich manure.

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