Lying?

1. Was it true that I sat and drank coffee all day?
2. Would I be lying if I said I was up a six foot ladder at 4.30am in my knickers and a fleece?
3. Am I telling the truth if I said I beat the boys' average speed on the same cycling loop today?

Now, I do realise this photo could be misconstrued. So, for the record, it's Pinocchio.  It's also dedicated to Bandparent who questioned whether I ever take ugly photos.  

I think I've found one!