Full of beans

I've never quite understood that selfie craze.

That is until I scored my new phone from work. Or rather my new camera that happens to take calls. And the odd pesky work email.

The selfie app is particularly impressive.
I immediately opted for the "beauty 10" level. I kid you not. With extra enlarged eyes, extra smooth skin, extra shiny eyes (apparently the enlargement ain't quite enough, they need to shine too...) and the elongated face (vertical axis, for its slimming properties).

This new phone is doing so much for my self-confidence.