Oh the irony of it

These Fortune cookies were left on everyone's desk over the weekend by the new caterers who have ousted the previous caterers for whom clearly fortunes were anything but good. Too soon to say of it's a good thing for us but first impressions are meh.

Cancelled badminton tonight. Got my middle finger on my right hand somewhat squashed at the weekend. Swollen, painful to touch and unable to grip with it. Normal service will be resumed soon.