Back From The Dennis*

A pedal up the canal to see my dentist who is a genius with the drill. But guess what? He's only going and retiring at the end of the year! He can't do that - what will I do then?

Must dash - got to check to see if there is a Dentistry For Dummies book available. And then order a new Black and Decker cordless. That should sort it.

That's not my dentist in the picture, by the way.

*John Lennon.