The Annual Knife.

  Sorry folks, but I couldn't imagine a more appropriate time to break into it.
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 I can't remember why/when Al bought it, but it's never been used as a carving knife for yonks.
It gets/got an annual airing for use on the Christmas Cake.
Besides, I've been hiding from shop adverts for Valentine's day and scarcely moved. I doubt I'll need to thrash out some steps on the Wii tonight.
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