Breaking the rules

Guilty as charged, with a million excuses for why I did it ;)

We are bracing ourselves for the season's last (I hope) blizzard. The skies have now taken on that milky quality that foreshadows snow. The roads have been treated. And grocery stores have been taken by assault. Tell me: is there something about snow that increases the frequency of 'bodily functions?' Because just how much toilet paper does one need to buy to get through 24 hours of snow? ;)