Seconds out - Round 1.

Since I'm backblipping I can say with absolute certainty, there will be at least one more since, as I write, the fire is lying strewn over the hearth awaiting the arrival of some needed "bits".
As Mam was wont to say ...
 "Fyulls an Bairns should nivver see a job hawf finished."
I intentionally smudged the sprog, not being too sure how she'd react to fame.