Common Darter?

I thought I treat you to my favourite pastoral scene, sheep, village church, pub, you get the picture, when this Common Darter stopped by to join me.

I recognised him as a Common Darter as soon as he started chatting me up.

"Or right 'unny?" He said while buzzing round by head.
"Fine thanks"
"Enjoyin' the view are yer?"
"Yes thanks"
" Me too, it's that 'ot I was 'opin to see some tits " he smiled as he droned round and round me.
"Oh really?"
" Yeah darlin' I was dan by the river but 'ad to fly up the 'ill to get some air"
He flew down round my skirt hem and took a cheeky peep upwards.
" Wow it is 'airy"
" What did you expect?" I asked. "Feathers?"