Easter

It will soon be here. I read that you can buy Easter Crackers and that retailers are making a big effort to turn Easter into a second Christmas with gifts and cards for everybody.

When they succeed you will need that very special gift for the one you love. Here is my suggestion flown in at huge expense from a little island in the Pacific where Amazon have built a new distribution centre.

But wait let us develop this fantasy properly. At Christmas we have Santa's sleigh soaring in the sky. Soon we shall see Kontiki Rafts soaring with full sails set and stone figures standing in the prow.

Think of the money that will be made when such visions appear on all the billions of Easter cards we shall send.