A Wee Tale Of A 50cent Piece .

Once upon a time ( today to be exact ) I sat in the company of others, We were eating ice cream . Suddenly a large, imperious lady entered and headed to the closet , facilities , call them what you like .All continued chatting and then out came the lady . Looking fiercely at the staff who'd never said a word she said :-
"I had some ice cream from here last week but didn't use your toilets then, so now although I want no ice or coffee I feel free to use them minus a charge ."
With that she was gone ....and we all had the best laugh of the day  A wee joke almost . Remember this next time you are faced with such a situation .