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By MildlyOffensive

Ölsaat

Oilseed







"I'm sorry to say, that I have secretly found out that Mr. Bloom is having an affair with Mrs. Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of our house, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Bloom's swimming pool giving each other hand jobs, while you were taking a nap on the front porch." - (Rushmore)

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