Mono Monday - Who was that masked man???

Mono Monday this week asks for the meaning behind the name we use on Blipfoto. That's clearly a ludicrous and unsafe request which breaches several international treaties and places you all at risk. The Official Secrets Act has been signed, several times over, and Her Majesty has instructed the security services to detain anyone attempting to glimpse behind the mask... the mask!!! Oh bugrit, I forgot the mask!!!

Ok, security code crimson. I need all of you now to switch off your computers and step outside, and wait peaceably for the patrols already en route to your home addresses. All your IP addresses have now been traced and a simple injection of an almost entirely harmless substance will remove all trace of my visage from your memories. 

If only there were superheroes, eh. But then again there would be super villains too. Once more we reel from the absurd hatred that time and again returns to remind us we live in safety by consensus. It feels as if we're moving backwards, to "the troubles" that some of us remember. But like then we move on, supportive and caring and refusing to bow to terror.

There are no cartoon superheroes, really. That means we have to be super ourselves. bish came about decades ago as a nickname, when I was the fastest wireman in the workshop; "bish, bash, bosh, job done". The name was borrowed back in the days of bulletin boards, migrated to the Internet and evolved. 

Here be incredibish; if he were standing for election, you'd vote for him. 
He's not, but PLEASE VOTE this Thursday if you are in the UK.

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