Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

My fortune

Ever hopeful of making my fortune I have set up a new venture; I am employing snails to do those boring jobs about the garden. The first batch have just completed their basic training in cutting back the daffodil leaves once they have flowered.
So far so good, the next task will be mowing the lawn, which will necessitate an army of snails.
It's looking so hopeful that this morning I sent off for a yacht catalogue. The Caribbean, here we come! 

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