On the Costa.

There you were, thinking I am somewhere in the Med. But no, I'm on the Costa De Canvey. I didn't realise that Canvey Island boasts its own sandy beach, with swimming in the sea (Thames) and all. 

Is it the nearest sandy beach to London? But shush, keep it a secret. I bet it'll be packed tomorrow.

There's a mono version as an extra for art's sake.