The Lions of The Serengeti

The Serengeti lion sits statuesquely in the morning sun and waits patiently as a herd of wildebeest graze by a nearby watering hole.

As the herd moves away the lion picks his breakfast prey and readies himself to pounce.

All of a sudden a piercing cry shatters the peaceful morning.

"Oy Broon, have you cut that blipping grass yet?"

"Not yet dearest, just waiting for that Serengeti lion to move!"