The Attack!

After last Saturday's blip, regular readers will think I make these stories up...

Clive and Millie were out for their early morning walk today when Clive was attacked by a Red Kite!

It came from behind and and gave him a "glancing" blow at about 20mph! Not happy with one hit, it soared up, circled and went in for a second blow!  Clive managed to frighten it away by waving his arms and shouting. (Rude words I expect!)

He called the surgery who said a Tetnus jab was not neccessary. Clive was left bloodied and bruised and a little bit shocked!

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