Under Wraps

Actually, let's have a peek under the Pensioner's covers. What's going on today? First up, a concern that he's ever so slightly below par following the frolics of the previous night. More just a lack of sleep, which he fears will be obvious if he has to engage his brain at any point. And how will he keep himself awake after lunch? And look at the lack of wind - Saturday is beginning to look flat calm, which isn't great for a sailing day, but it does seem to be a day of full sun. Perhaps he should send an email to Long Juan, his sailing companion. He is managing to multi-task, upgrading his iPhone iOS to version 6. What about this scrap of papyrus with 4th-Century Coptic script which says, "Jesus said to them, 'my wife.'" And I see (switching viewpoint adroitly) Clegg has decided to apologise for his fees pledge. Unfortunately for the Cleggster, it's bigger than that, because he boasted throughout the 2010 campaign about how he was 'different' from the other parties, the 'old' parties. He was a straight talking guy. What you see is what you get. All of that was deceit, spin, and nonsense. Politics for kids. What a wretched character. Ooo look - that iOS update is almost finished!