When is the beach not the beach?

When it's a fake beach in the MK shopping centre. Had Belgian frites, beef bites and a pint of lager. Just like being on holiday. Shopping for Rosina and I believe that she got everything that she was looking for. I on the other hand brought zilch but then the same is true of Diana if you ignore the presents that she brought for others. If we has stayed until 5 p.m. we could have sat and watched The Goonies on the big sure. They are showing a different film every evening and it's totally free of charge. My home town could learn thing or two from this.