Life's little mysteries

One of mine is that I am quite literally a south paw.  At least my hind leg is.  I can't raise the right one.  No I cannot.  When I want to go, it has to be the hind left, and if I try a hind right I nearly fall over.  I do a 180 to avoid doing a hind right.

However, and this is where it gets tricky.  If I want to do a quicky on the lawn, I raise the hind right - not the hind left.

Amazing isn't it.