Being Wicked

I admit I'm being wicked now. In my home county, every other guy thinks they know English, yet it would be fun to see all those veggies helping out the cook at his job.

A few years ago a hotel called Marski opened up a new bar in downtown Helsinki. A placard was put on the street: "Full Fart to Marski's Bar". The genius who made up the brilliant text used the Swedish word for speed..