No I don't want one.

Friend of mine got a Gauge G scale train for his birthday (Bucky Lugger) and today I gave a hand in laying the track.  This smart little steamer has sound and smoke and exquisite detail.  Fortunately I don't need to go up to this scale because I have good eyesight.  I wouldn't want one of these horrible little trains.  In fact, I wouldn't have one given.  I hate them.  I hope no-one ever buys me one for my birthday.  I'd give it back...

Do you detect maybe a touch of envy?