Charlie's Theory - caput!!

You've heard of a cabbage white butterfly, well this is a tomato red!!!
I had the idea that the tastiness of a tomato is in inverse proportion to its size i.e. the smaller the tomato, the more intense the flavour.
However, this one, seen in the extra, is easily the biggest tomato I have ever grown and it tastes lovely. ( I suspect it might actually be two tomatoes grown together)
Other theories of mine that are not doing too well include
The Earth is flat
The Sun orbits the Earth
Smart meters are fitted quickly!