The Barnet George Clooney...

...handsome, funny and intelligent, the kind of bloke that makes you quite sick. In the case of his 50th birthday (at least I've got that on him) celebration weekend in Paris, if not literally sick at least definitely the worse for wear.

I do hope that you enjoyed the trip mate I know that we all certainly did (even if my liver and feet didn't).

Hopefully I'll feel human again in a week or so.