You appear to be a robot

Trying to sign up for an account was no easy task. Numerous attempts at getting the right combination of email address, password, user name (up to 15 characters and numbers) and trying to identify all the cars, store fronts, mountains or hills resulted in the accusation that I "appear to be a robot". Well let me tell you madam I am no robot. It/he/she (delete where appropriate) would have made short work of such a brain-numbing task. I am in fact a dry mixed recyclable as can be seen from the photo.