Shedding the Pounds

Most folk know that the Belarusian female shot putter Nadzeya Ostapchuk briefly became the Olympic Champion in 2012, but was subsequently stripped of the title for failing a drug test.  She was also stripped of other titles.  This displays a lack of tactical nous on behalf of her trainer.  If only she had trained with the Current Mrs Creel’s Plum Duff.

Santa didn’t bring my new shed.

There is no update on Shirley Anne Field.. 

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