Which way does he dress his trousers?

Dull and cold day here - not one to venture out looking at nature! I did go out to the gym for an hour or so but other that I stayed indoors. Which was a good thing as had a mountain of planning to do.
Getting the veggies ready for tea I spotted this carrot and immediately thought rude thoughts. Alas he was castrated as soon as the photo was taken and is currently being boiled :-)