WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?

Dave and Emily checking out the replacement to Freaky the Freelander 4 x 4. It’s fair to say ‘not impressed’ was the general consensus.
It’s made from the HIGHEST quality of chinesium metallurgical magic and the electricum pixies are contained within a multitude of 10,000 minute angry hornets all connected to make 36 regiments of useful Voltairans who rampage around various wires to switch on lights and make the back wheel go round much faster than a fat bloke can using the osilating wirlygoround thingamy under the seat.
First proper test ride tomorrow with my bike trailer then a ride into work to see if the electrum pixies will get all the way into work before needing to sit down for a snooze.