Actuary, rhymes with ... (MM211)
The only words I can think of to rhyme with February are:
January, but I can't think of a way to photograph a month :-)
Actuary, the only one I know lives in Gibraltar, which is a long way to go for a blip. So this is the sort of calculator she might have used!
It says on Wikipedia: An actuary is a business professional who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty. And there I was thinking most of did that most days :-)
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