I told you she has turned over a new leaf. A blip a day from now on - or at least until she forgets again.
Anyway, SHE did take me up to OGH to meet a lady and a man who were thinking about getting married up there, and you'll never guess what she told them. No you won't, never in a million years.
She introduced me - properly - and said I was the official vice-regal dog and my name is George, and I'm also available for hire. How about that! The only thing that worries me a bit is what role I was going to play if they did hire me. Anyway they just laughed, and I smiled and they did stroke me and said I was very handsome. So there.
An' I did roll around on the lawn, an' I did find A BONE. Yes I did. An' I don't know how it got there but it did taste delicious, until she did take it off me, which was more than a bit mean, but she did say it might splinter into my throat and I would die, and that would be awful.
- Lg LG-H815T