Peek..........I See You!

Us vs Jerry - Chez Broon Stadium  - 2nd Half (Dinner Time)

The Second half sees a much cagier affair than The First with tactics playing a large part in the proceedings.

Jerry decides to play it low key and remains hidden for the most part only darting out to remind us he's still here and generally take the p*ss.

We have made a tactical substitution with Tosh leaving the field of play due to general uninterest and the need to sleep for 400 hours, to be replaced by two humane traps.

"What have you baited them with?" I enquire of Mrs B.

"Terry's All Gold fudge........I opened a box!"

"You opened a new box of Terry's All Gold* for a  @%^&*^%$ wee %^£&^%$ that bit you???" I enquire politely "What was wrong with a wee bit peanut butter or Nutella?"

"Oh!"

Anyway, as dinner time approaches, up goes the shout from the kitchen, "Moose..........moose........moose....................under the fridge!"

Traps are rapidly redeployed in and around the fridge and we retreat to allow Jerry to be enticed by a bit of chocolate fudge but Jerry has other ideas.

There he is sitting in the middle of the living room and maybe it's a trick of the light but I'm pretty sure he's sticking his wee moosey tongue out at me in a show of complete and utter contempt.

Traps are re-redeployed either side of the TV unit behind which he's decided to seek refuge............and we wait.

Rattle, rattle .......................Jerry can resist the lure of the fudge no longer (or he's got fed up of the whole farcical charade) and he's trapped - see extra.

"Right I'm off over the woods to let this @%^&*^%$ wee %^£&^%$ man eater off"

"Aw no............let him enjoy his wee bit of chocolate first, told you he'd like Terry's All Gold!"

Full time - Us 1 Jerry 1 (Jerry wins on penalties)


* Apparently other options are not available

Have a lovely weekend blippers :-)))