Another view from the bookcase...

...where this little stone hedgehog resides...
We do have a proper one in the garden now and again too - we can tell by the fact that the outside light goes on, and the entertaining piggy noises that ensue...

Still no internet or landline - but a result on the 2nd attempt to call BT. An engineer is coming tomorrow... it may cost us...
Managing on intermittent 4G and BT-FON for the moment ;)