The Good Old Daisies....

I was at the hairdresser today spending a month's wages getting my highlights done.

The colour's lovely...two or three very natural blonde tones...and I remarked to the hairdresser how pleased I was. It looks just like my natural colour with some sun kissed streaks through it.

'Your natural colour?' he screeched, admiring himself in the mirror. 'Eh, that'll be white now...'

Funnily enough, his tip wasn't half as much as it might have been....