On top of the world

It looks like Mickey did not bet all his pension on a first Mormon president to get oral in the oval after all.

Or perhaps he doesn't give a donkey's fart.

But others in Miami, Dallas, Shiraz (not the grape variety, the city in Iran), Los Angeles, Baghdad, New York, New Orleans, New Jalalabad, Nassau, Washington, Luxembourg and Moneygall (County Offaly) held their breath.

My garden shed was rattled this morning by a massive sigh of relief breathed out in Minneapolis last night that grew into a vigorous gust of hope by the time it had sailed over the Atlantic.

[...]we remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are and forever will be the United States of America [...]

Gosh, finely crafted political speeches can be so inspirational, can't they?
They contain zero information, mind. Not a single thing that you can hold against the speaker at a later date, when the honey moon is over.

I'd find it very refreshing and actually endearing if the reelected said something like "jayz, that was a tough one, that Romnidiot really gave me a run for my sponsors' money, suppose I can go back on Air Force 1 and play my Playstation now"