Two Bobbies On The Beat
Today let us patrol along Police Street.
It really is the safest place I know.
Villains, bad ‘uns, never meet on that street.
No, that is not an area they go.
Particular types grapple on Grope Lane.
Cock Street is very popular with some.
Way down Let Down Lane lovers wait in vain.
Where are those suitors who promised to come?
People rarely rally down Hanging Sword
Alley. You would have to be on your guard
to wait there. What shall we do if we’re bored?
Laugh at the softies in Bleeding Heart Yard.
No shocks due on Electric Avenue.
So I think that’s worth a visit. Don’t you?