Abstract Thursday - Sportive? Me?!!!

Get a grip. I am about the least sporty person you will ever find, so a "sportive" theme for Abstract Thursday leaves me flailing a little... But in the garage, behind the monstrous beauty that is Morrigan, are a few cycles with no engine but the one sat on the saddle. They get little looking at, of course, but one of them has seen some sporty action. Or at least, it's been a long time since it was washed...